- 04:42 @brianmbendis I've made it about 10 minutes at a time, mostly hoping that the actress playing a porn star would actually act, well, porny. #
- 14:07 @capricaseven of course eggs don't taste like chicken- they aren't ripe yet. #
- 14:45 @the_real_shaq yo mama so nasty that when you asked how the ass taste, she KNEW. #
- 00:13 @jaclynwhitehorn I'm tweeting you from a foot away! :P #
- 06:56 @StephNBC13HD Or Aunie's hot flashes are so bad WE can feel them! #
- 08:54 I'm going to start a movement that we all change our icons to an awkward and obviously fake white tone in honor of Michael Jackson. #rip mj #
- 08:56 @sleeptech81 Congrats- and kudos for taking charge of your own destiny :) #
- 08:59 @ikepigott @jaclynwhitehorn Excellent, boty of ya :P #
- 08:59 @ikepigott @jaclynwhitehorn *both #
- 09:00 @ntmcminn I was already pasty :P #
- 09:04 @ntmcminn DEFINITELY. As an aside, those have kicked my ass twice in a row. Have to think of the freed hops as "A pint glass of wine". #
- 09:04 @jaxpoetic Oh, I know I'm a bad person ;) #
- 09:10 @ntmcminn I just licked the monitor. #
- 01:10 WHY WAS JAR JAR BINKS IN TRANSFORMERS 2??? #
- 09:41 @toastforbrekkie Did he abide??? #
- 13:23 ever since @guav inflicted them on me, I've had brokeNCYDE stuck in my head. Freaxxx. Look it up on the youtubes, then hate @guav, too. #
- 13:25 because It's really awful. Like, worst thing I've seen in years awful. AND IT'S STUCK IN MY BRAIN. #
- 13:40 @guav and it's just the chorus, over and over and over and over and over. and over. #
- 17:01 Wow. MJ in dire health... sorry to all those who were heading to London... #
- 17:06 Experts- if MJ is alive, does this knock twitter from news source to gossip channel? Or merely a reminder to check original source? #
- 21:51 <bad person>You know who really lost out today? Priests. Now they are the target of ALL boy-diddling jokes. </bad person> My condolences. #
- 16:17 @briansterling I just hope @kuddles913 doesn't seek vengeance ;) #
- 18:09 Listening to @ikepigott on live1005online.com - realizing I am basically the Aaron Carter of social media. #
- 19:32 @socialmediabham He just left... boo! #
- 19:42 @sihaya09 Have you ever had them *stuffed* with pickled garlic? JAR OF AWESOME. #
- 19:48 @sihaya09 Nabeels is a Greek place here- does an app called "Feta Theologious". Feta drizzled in oil, covered in herbs and oven roasted. YUM #
- 22:30 @spann I only met him once, but he still had a large influence on me- many hours logged behind a mic at the Bert Bank B'casting Center @ UA. #
- 22:31 so Ed Hardy & Affliction shirts are the new Air Brush and Hypercolors... gotcha. #
- 00:34 @robertliefeld just admitted he holds the record for worst drawing of Capt. America ever. You know what? I think I might kinda like the guy. #
- 00:36 just had an awesome night of kung fu. Got to see old faces and new, and 2 hours in a car with Luke. Awesome. #
- 01:32 @jimlee00 not only is that cheating, mentioning it is mean! If It's 1/10 what they did on All Star Superman, it'll be amazing... #
- 02:22 @timacx seriously! you shoulda been there :) #
- 02:45 Make a note: when I get a little dehydrated, I get a headache and crave pickles. #
- 02:49 @rogiddy that line was even funnier a few days ago on textsfromlastnight.com, or @tfln #
- 20:46 @rainnwilson No actual Dusty Rhodes??? Virgil Runnells will take ya to tha pay window for that one... #
- 23:02 "I'm a single mom of 4 kids- I won't do anything stupid!" #thingsonlystripperssay #
- 16:51 @Glexus_aurelius Suddenly, I have *lots* of problems... #
- 16:53 It's 4:52 and I65 already sucks... #
- 17:30 @Glexus_aurelius Dear, you're Cuban. If you really want a mustache, just wait until you're 35 and your heritage will make your dreams REAL! #
- 18:40 @Glexus_aurelius @pluckita you kniw I mock from jealousy- I'd kill to have that extra hair on my head! :P #
- 04:20 is brilliant, and would lIke to make sexy time with Zoe Bell. #
- 12:37 @oliviamunn you've been very anal-centric the last few days. What's up with that? #
- 15:22 @AOTS I'm a fan of what Morrison and Quitely are doing there- Damion Wayne as Robin makes it work, as Dick doesn't have to try and be grim. #
- 20:03 #squarespace iphone, eh? #
- 23:16 Got my facebook URL, and did my Dad's, too. I'm the quickness! (And we have a unique last name :P ) #
- 02:01 @chrisnbc13hd nah, chris, you know you get a single every at bat :P #
- 22:05 @unitedmethod Oh, but yes. Gran Torino is great... #
- 23:57 dear Jacob: maybe you're getting your feelings hurt so easy because you forgot to eat anything besides some crackers today? Idiot. #
- 04:37 @kurtnbc13HD "my best wife ever"... that was awesome... tell her Happy Birthday for me :) #
- 15:10 @Rebecca_Pugh There are too many jokes for that headline :P #
- 17:41 @brucenbc13hd I just saw the health block- shouldn't sports have been there? #
- 05:00 I'll be in my bunk... #
- 15:41 This week's "Brave & the Bold" was written by the same guy as "Kraven's Last Hunt". Weird... #
- 22:33 @carmizzle The Hangover is made of vitamins and love. #
- 22:37 @chrisnbc13hd truer words... she's one of the classiest people I've ever met. Even *I* try to keep it mostly clean around her... #
- 19:10 @ikepigott asshole. i shouldn't have said "fuse"... #
- 19:14 @nattywoohoo Snakes on a Plane was awesome as an event- It's an ok movie. Wanted was a good action flick, bit the comic was phenomenal... #
- 03:41 @johncmayer those sound like uninteresting SNL characters... #
- 04:52 @andreanbc13hd a shirt that "holds it in"? What "it" might be scares me... weeeee! #
- 16:31 @wadeontweets here's an idea- the two of us walk into a buffet, let's see who the owner is more afraid of :) #
- 16:33 @patrickwestcott get it right: you wonder why @jacobpigott hasn't called. hah! #
- 16:34 @ikepigott did the media die again? It's like Kenny- declared dead every week, back being a filthy bastard the next time I check... #
- 16:38 @sleeptech81 wish I could- already made plans! sonuva!!! #
- 18:08 @wadeontweets there are miles between the Clean Plate Club and Celebrity Fit Club, sir. #
- 01:21 @chrisnbc13hd @carmizzle this kind of talking leads to awkwardness.... Oh, and I'd know! :P #
- 01:22 @chrisnbc13hd @carmizzle and blindness. or so I've heard. why am i at iron horse, anyway? It's made of shame... #
- 15:13 @guav Awkward and Awesome start out the same way... #
- 22:24 @sleeptech81 sumo? #
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